- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
- normal people: so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun we don't care who sees
- me: so what we reblog so what we don't sleep we're running a blog we don't care who sees... unless you're from school then gtfo
"And then they ate him."
- Alex: Did you hear about that penguin that washed up in--like he like arrived in New Zealand or Australia or something and he was--
- Jack: He was super confused.
- Alex: --he was super lost.
- Interviewer: Aww!
- Jack: Like, 'Where am I?'
- Alex: Yeah, he was confused.
- Interviewer: And then he probably got put in a zoo.
- Alex: He died.
- Interviewer: (laughs) That's even worse than putting him in a zoo!!
- Jack: They put him to sleep. They're like, 'Hey, you made it here.' and they're--
- Alex: 'Hey, congrats!' (makes a gunshot sound)
- Interviewer: Exactly!
- Alex: And then they ate him.
-Alex Gaskarth (All Time Low)
(Source: thisisapsychoticreality, via i-shag-deed-folk)
